I remember when there were only 150 of you. Well, technically 151 if you are counting Mew, but I digress. I guess I spent the best years of my little life Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives.
And I miss the Pokémon Center...
I miss its music too...
And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water.
Pokémon, what happened to you?
In the old days, you only got one form of every kind. I could name all the Gym Leaders, didn't even have to try. But now you've shown me Team Galactic, and Dark, and Steel, and eggs. Oh, I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasn't used for sex.
I miss the cycling road, don't you know...
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